Okay, I lied. No pictures. Just hard-hitting analysis of the major decisions of the Ohio Supreme Court over the past three weeks.
Of which there was exactly one, State v. Carlisle, which merits discussion. Oh, the things we learn. I’d always thought that a judge had the ability to modify her sentence up until the time the defendant was shipped off to prison. So did Jack Carlisle; he was out on bond from his three-year sentence while he appealed his kidnapping conviction, but when that was affirmed, he persuaded the judge to change the sentence to community control sanctions because of his serious health problems, which included required dialysis three times a week. There are indeed cases which support Carlisle’s argument, but they were based on a statute that’s since been repealed. I didn’t get the memo, but neither did anyone else: neither the appellate court nor the litigants picked up on it. Bottom line: a felony sentence is final upon the issuance of the final order.
One other decision of note to those thinking of running for office. In In re Judicial Complaint, a commission of five judges sanctions attorney Mark Davis for judicial campaign literature boasting that he had obtained “six college degrees in seven years,” three times the actual number he’d earned. Left unexplained in the opinion is why Davis thought that claiming to have six college degrees would impress an electorate which, given the current climate of anti-intellectualism, looks askance at candidates who are polysyllabic.
In D.C., the Court’s been out of session a week longer than I was, and oral arguments don’t resume until next Monday. The highlight will probably be FCC v. ABC Television, which features another go-around on the FCC’s “indecency” policy, this one posing the question of whether ABC could be fined for an NYPD Blue episode in which a woman’s naked buttocks, and the outline of her naked breast, were shown. As Elmer Fudd said in Apocalypse Now, “the howuh… the howuh…”
Speaking of horrors, my BFF Lexis informs me that Ohio’s appellate courts were not taking time off, churning out some 270 decisions, so let’s take a look… (keep reading…)