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I usually only do one post a day  (and if you're just checking in, there's another down below), but the urgency of the situation demands an exception here.  If you're still searching for that special gift for a lawyer acquaintance or family member, you can't do better than the -- wait for it -- Sandra Day O'Connor Bobblehead Doll.  Time runs out on Saturday.  Be the first on your block.  Must be 18 to enter.  Void where prohibited by law.  Your mileage may vary.

And speaking of Christmas, the Bush administration has apparently concluded that it can improve its dismal approval ratings by taking on Santa Claus:

America's top doc told the Herald yesterday that Santa Claus should slim down, in the latest blow struck in a global politically correct crusade against the jolly fat man.

"It is really important that the people who kids look up to as role models are in good shape, eating well and getting exercise. It is absolutely critical," acting U.S. Surgeon General Rear Adm. Steven K. Galson said in an interview after a presentation on obesity at the Boston Children's Museum.

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