Wonders of the Internet
Interested in buying a house in a warmer clime? If you click here, you can take a virtual tour of a nice little 1,400 square-foot number in Las Vegas that will only set you back about 300 large. Your little Susie going off to college? Click here, and you can take a virtual tour of the college of your choice, preferably one with a nerdy male college population wholly uninterested in pursuing nubile college freshwomen. And speaking of warmer climes, I'll bet that somewhere during the depths of February you thought to yourself, "Damn, I might as well be living on the South Pole." Well, now you have your chance: click here, and you'll get a virtual tour of Antarctica.
And if you click here, you can get a virtual tour of both the present and proposed lethal injection facility for the State of California. I am not making this up.
I'm on the road today (or yesterday, when I wrote this), so that'll be it for now. Be back tomorrow.